"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
- Emile Zola (1840-1902)
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
- Bjarne Stroustrup
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
- Anais Nin (1903-1977)
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
- Walt Disney (1901-1966)
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Woody Allen (1935-)
and the last one
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Some interesting quotes
Started by Kiasyn on Mar 21, 2005 · 49 posts in thread
Kiasyn (#1)
Dunadan (#2)
"You can build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Kiasyn (#3)
lol
Kiasyn (#4)
"Shall we speak of profit? You will see it fiftyfold, I guarantee it. Shall we tell of Kings? Look into the glass, you will find the measure of one. Shall we dream of empires? We need not dream. Only reach out, Sir. Reach out and close your fingers."
--Howard Korder, The Hollow Lands.
--Howard Korder, The Hollow Lands.
voska (#5)
"I'm not mean, i just speak the truth"
Dourht (#6)
Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to the Dark-Side
-Yoda
-Yoda
weems (#7)
"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."
~Bill Hicks
~Bill Hicks
Gilgolad (#8)
There is always a solution. Always. Sometimes it takes a little longer, and sometimes it isn't pretty, but there is always a solution!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And try to find someone who's life has given him vodka, and have a party!
If at first you don't succeed, don't go skydiving.
If anyone ever figures out exactly how the universe works, it will immediatly implode upon itself and be replaced by something even more confuseing and incomprehendable.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And try to find someone who's life has given him vodka, and have a party!
If at first you don't succeed, don't go skydiving.
If anyone ever figures out exactly how the universe works, it will immediatly implode upon itself and be replaced by something even more confuseing and incomprehendable.
Kiasyn (#9)
"Programmers dont die they just GOSUB with out RETURN"
Jorelani (#10)
Can be heard on Tool - Third Eye. One of my favs.weems wrote:"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."
~Bill Hicks
Vogar Eol (#11)
If something doesn't kill you... it isn't trying hard enough.
~Vogar
A hero is a coward who has been cornered.
-- unknown
People tend to overestimate change in the short term and underestimate it in the long term.
— Robert X. Cringely (1997-06-12), apparently quoting “Amaras Law”
~Vogar
A hero is a coward who has been cornered.
-- unknown
People tend to overestimate change in the short term and underestimate it in the long term.
— Robert X. Cringely (1997-06-12), apparently quoting “Amaras Law”
Vogar Eol (#12)
if(strstr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, "MSIE 6.0")) {
echo "This page will not display properly in your browser; get a real one."
}
-- Skweetis (2001-06-12)
echo "This page will not display properly in your browser; get a real one."
}
-- Skweetis (2001-06-12)
Vogar Eol (#13)
The sooner we finish the initial implementation, the sooner we can start fixing it.
-- Craig Bruce (2001-03-14)
-- Craig Bruce (2001-03-14)
Zeraphin (#14)
"There's 10 types of people: Those that understand binary and those that don't."
"Debugging is twice as hard as coding something in the first place. Therefore, if you program something as best you can, you are by definition not smart enough to debug it."
"Debugging is twice as hard as coding something in the first place. Therefore, if you program something as best you can, you are by definition not smart enough to debug it."
weems (#15)
One of my favorites.Zeraphin wrote:"There's 10 types of people: Those that understand binary and those that don't."
Gilgolad (#16)
Go not to the Elves for advice, for they will say both No and Yes
"Go shovel the driveway, it builds charachter."
"Convineant every time i build charachter he saves a couple hundred bucks on a snowblower....." -Calvin and Hobs
My father never gave beatings, no, my father hit for distance. -Bill Cosby
Noah, how long can you tread water? -God
"Go shovel the driveway, it builds charachter."
"Convineant every time i build charachter he saves a couple hundred bucks on a snowblower....." -Calvin and Hobs
My father never gave beatings, no, my father hit for distance. -Bill Cosby
Noah, how long can you tread water? -God
voska (#17)
"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, as long as I were the dictator." - President George W. Bush
Deliomir (#18)
If I had a nickel for every time someone told me that my idea for melting down coins to make a giant robotic parrot was a bad idea, I would have one kicka$$ giant robotic parrot.
See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favour: go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes and all your cd's and burn 'em! Because you know one thing: the musicians who made all that great music, real fuckin' high on drugs!
also said in the intro of third eye, by tool
See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favour: go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes and all your cd's and burn 'em! Because you know one thing: the musicians who made all that great music, real fuckin' high on drugs!
also said in the intro of third eye, by tool
Gilgolad (#19)
If i were being smart with you, how would you know?
Intelligance is relative.
Does money grow on trees? Sorta....
Getting people to do what you want is merely a matter of telling them what they want to hear.
Good strategists seize opportunities,
Great stratagists create their own.
When you sink alot of ships, its real easy to find sunken treasure.
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
Some solve problems by thinking and talking ......... others use rocks.
When speaking about ogres, one must first ask, "Is it the stomping kind or the munching kind?"
If all else fails, run like hell.
Intelligance is relative.
Does money grow on trees? Sorta....
Getting people to do what you want is merely a matter of telling them what they want to hear.
Good strategists seize opportunities,
Great stratagists create their own.
When you sink alot of ships, its real easy to find sunken treasure.
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
Some solve problems by thinking and talking ......... others use rocks.
When speaking about ogres, one must first ask, "Is it the stomping kind or the munching kind?"
If all else fails, run like hell.
Vogar Eol (#20)
"A handful of giants are worth a thousand orcs."
"Here`s the place where there`s orcs to crush, and so I`m stayin` to crush some orcs."
“Pwent likes trolls, he says, because their pieces wiggle even after ye cut`em off!”
"Here`s the place where there`s orcs to crush, and so I`m stayin` to crush some orcs."
“Pwent likes trolls, he says, because their pieces wiggle even after ye cut`em off!”
Isabelle (#21)
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
screams ensue
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
screams ensue
Dunadan (#22)
Ahh, more Holy Grail Quotes!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
*clink* *moooooooooooooo*
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
*clink* *moooooooooooooo*
Kiasyn (#23)
"I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
"Suicidal hotline... please hold"
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
"All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!"
"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back"
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
"Suicidal hotline... please hold"
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
"All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!"
"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back"
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
weems (#24)
Those quotes are stupid, kiasyn.
Kiasyn (#25)
"everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE"
"They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?."
"If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!"
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell"
"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
"When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?"
"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"
"A person knows he has found his true love when they call that person and say: Honey, I just killed someone. And that persons response is: where do we hide the body?"
"They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?."
"If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!"
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell"
"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
"When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?"
"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"
"A person knows he has found his true love when they call that person and say: Honey, I just killed someone. And that persons response is: where do we hide the body?"
Kiasyn (#26)
i reserve the right to post any and all stupidity in this thread
Kiasyn (#27)
Famous Last Words
Noo these windows are ok to lean on.
Don’t worry it has airbags.
Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
Don’t worry its not that deep.
One time at band camp.
No, he doesn’t bite?.
Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
I can pass this guy.
My brakes are fine.
Nice doggy.
Noo these windows are ok to lean on.
Don’t worry it has airbags.
Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
Don’t worry its not that deep.
One time at band camp.
No, he doesn’t bite?.
Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
I can pass this guy.
My brakes are fine.
Nice doggy.
Isabelle (#28)
dark-legacy famous last words
'Let me handle this.'
'I never fail a bash !'
'Trust me.'
'I never get lost.'
'It hit me for HOW MUCH ?!'
'We killed all the monsters on this level.'
'I've been here before. There are no traps in this section.'
Abadon says 'Pray, dear [player], be kind enough to release me from these bonds that the minions of Hell have placed 'pon my beauteous form, so I may be free once again to carry out the mandate of heaven. You will be greatly rewarded... What say ye?'
[player responds] Yes
'Hey folks, follow me. I remember the way to the dungeon exit.'
'Call me [playername] the Invincible!'
'Let's go all in; it wouldn't be able to kill us all at once.'
'I'm bored!'
'I'll tank the next one!'
'dont worry, we have enough healers'
and 'oh, i'm just teleporting around to find new places, lava? what about it?'
'Let me handle this.'
'I never fail a bash !'
'Trust me.'
'I never get lost.'
'It hit me for HOW MUCH ?!'
'We killed all the monsters on this level.'
'I've been here before. There are no traps in this section.'
Abadon says 'Pray, dear [player], be kind enough to release me from these bonds that the minions of Hell have placed 'pon my beauteous form, so I may be free once again to carry out the mandate of heaven. You will be greatly rewarded... What say ye?'
[player responds] Yes
'Hey folks, follow me. I remember the way to the dungeon exit.'
'Call me [playername] the Invincible!'
'Let's go all in; it wouldn't be able to kill us all at once.'
'I'm bored!'
'I'll tank the next one!'
'dont worry, we have enough healers'
and 'oh, i'm just teleporting around to find new places, lava? what about it?'
Kiasyn (#29)
hahahaha
weems (#30)
I can't even begin to comprehend how many times those two words ended with my death on DL.Isabelle wrote:'I'm bored!'
Zidane (#31)
in the future, everybody will be famous for fifteen minutes."zidane wrote:To repeat or copy the words of (another), usually with acknowledgment of the source.
Kiasyn (#32)
"I invented <Ctrl><Alt><Delete>, but Bill Gates made it famous.'' -- David Bradley, member of the original IBM PC design team
"The Exchange Server has been down all week, but at least it's stable.''
"... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.''
"The Exchange Server has been down all week, but at least it's stable.''
"... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.''
Kiasyn (#33)
"Everything that I've learned about computers at MIT I have boiled down into three principles:
Unix: You think it won't work, but if you find the right wizard, he can make it work.
Macintosh: You think it will work, but it won't.
PC/Windows: You think it won't work, and it won't.''
-- Philip Greenspun
"Microsoft - Is it going to work today?''
"Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.'' -- Dennis Ritchie, Unix co-creator"
"I entered the office and tossed my hat at the coat rack. It missed, hit the heater, and instantly burst into flames. That reminded me: I had some work to do in Windows.'' -- Lincoln Spector "The Maltese Penguin"
Unix: You think it won't work, but if you find the right wizard, he can make it work.
Macintosh: You think it will work, but it won't.
PC/Windows: You think it won't work, and it won't.''
-- Philip Greenspun
"Microsoft - Is it going to work today?''
"Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.'' -- Dennis Ritchie, Unix co-creator"
"I entered the office and tossed my hat at the coat rack. It missed, hit the heater, and instantly burst into flames. That reminded me: I had some work to do in Windows.'' -- Lincoln Spector "The Maltese Penguin"
Kiasyn (#34)
``I hated the operating system; it was a complete and utter kludge, and the whole bloody design was just a mess. I wouldn't go anywhere near it.'' -- Sir Clive Sinclair on the IBM PC, ``Wired''
Re. graphics: A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
``Oooh, YAH! I'm so good I constantly amaze myself. And modest, too.'' -- Linus Torvalds
43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
Re. graphics: A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
``Oooh, YAH! I'm so good I constantly amaze myself. And modest, too.'' -- Linus Torvalds
43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
Kiasyn (#35)
``You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'' -- Dean Martin
``Bill Gates, brilliant? Really? Uh-huh [Ellison laughs for several seconds].'' -- Oracle CEO Larry Ellison, interviewed in Forbes ASAP
``We have analysed over two million images downloaded from eBay but have not been able to find a single hidden message'' -- Niels Provos and Peter Honeyman, authors of ``Detecting Steganographic Content on the Internet''
``Bill Gates, brilliant? Really? Uh-huh [Ellison laughs for several seconds].'' -- Oracle CEO Larry Ellison, interviewed in Forbes ASAP
``We have analysed over two million images downloaded from eBay but have not been able to find a single hidden message'' -- Niels Provos and Peter Honeyman, authors of ``Detecting Steganographic Content on the Internet''
Kiasyn (#36)
"People confuse 'fair use' with 'personal use.' They are not the same. Fair use is a set of guidelines used by judges in a courtroom. Personal use is your activity on your computers at home," Ted Cohen, Vice President of New Media for EMI Recorded Music.
"Fair use is important to innovators as well as consumers. It's fair use that allowed the VCR to innovate on top of the television," Joe Krauss, head of DigitalConsumer.org
"The marketers can compete with free; it just has to be better. Look at bottled water if you don't believe me," Jonathan Potter, Digital Media Association.
"Fair use is important to innovators as well as consumers. It's fair use that allowed the VCR to innovate on top of the television," Joe Krauss, head of DigitalConsumer.org
"The marketers can compete with free; it just has to be better. Look at bottled water if you don't believe me," Jonathan Potter, Digital Media Association.
Kiasyn (#37)
"Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!"
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. ~Harvey Diamond
A party of mostly clerics and magic users, who noticed in the midse of an assassination attempt that Silence, Darkness, and Fireball all have roughly equivalent radiuses. Cast them all simultaneously, and you get:
"Dwarmigi's Inconspicuous Fireball-- I don't know what it was, but it sure hurt like hell..."
"In a cyberpunkish game I was running, the PC:s were a team of investigative journalists, and one of them was the Ultimate Englishman - completely calm, expressionless and collected, no matter what happened (any relation to real Englishmen is purely coincidental). The first time we played, he was assaulted by a hitman in the basement of a post office, and got kicked in the groin, hard. Not surprisingly, he was stunned for a while, and then the cops arrived to break up the situation. When they tried to question him, he replied : "Terribly sorry, but my genitals have just absorbed a substantial amount of kinetic energy, and I am momentarily incapable of responding to any inquiries.""
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. ~Harvey Diamond
A party of mostly clerics and magic users, who noticed in the midse of an assassination attempt that Silence, Darkness, and Fireball all have roughly equivalent radiuses. Cast them all simultaneously, and you get:
"Dwarmigi's Inconspicuous Fireball-- I don't know what it was, but it sure hurt like hell..."
"In a cyberpunkish game I was running, the PC:s were a team of investigative journalists, and one of them was the Ultimate Englishman - completely calm, expressionless and collected, no matter what happened (any relation to real Englishmen is purely coincidental). The first time we played, he was assaulted by a hitman in the basement of a post office, and got kicked in the groin, hard. Not surprisingly, he was stunned for a while, and then the cops arrived to break up the situation. When they tried to question him, he replied : "Terribly sorry, but my genitals have just absorbed a substantial amount of kinetic energy, and I am momentarily incapable of responding to any inquiries.""
Quintos (#38)
"Ever hear of the edit button?" - Anyone who has read Kiasyn's last 251325134634123423 posts
Kiasyn (#39)
"# Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry.
# Lawful Evil means never having to mean your sorry.
# Chaotic Neutral means you're often sorry, but oh well.
# Lawful Good means you're just plain sorry.
# Lawful neutral means that you're sorry, but not liable.
# Neutral good means you're always sorry.
# Chaotic Good means you're really sorry, but you've got to run.
# True neutral means that you may be sorry, but then again you may not.
# Neutral Evil means you're never sorry, you see no need to be sorry, and you have a good laugh every time someone feels sorry around you."
'Derrick, Despard de'Thrai, and Kieron the Corrupt meet a large gold Dragon in the middle of the road, digging a large hole. Derrick approaches it.
"G'day. I'm Derrick the Drag..... uh, drain digger."
"
"# Lawful Good: "Two wrongs do not make a right!"
# Lawful Neutral: "Please define 'right' and 'wrong'..."
# Lawful Evil: "Wrong is right!"
# Chaotic Good: "Two wrongs *can* make a right - it depends on who you wrong!"
# Chaotic Neutral: "Right, wrong,...who cares, anyway?"
# Chaotic Evil: "DIE! All of you! DIE!""
# Lawful Evil means never having to mean your sorry.
# Chaotic Neutral means you're often sorry, but oh well.
# Lawful Good means you're just plain sorry.
# Lawful neutral means that you're sorry, but not liable.
# Neutral good means you're always sorry.
# Chaotic Good means you're really sorry, but you've got to run.
# True neutral means that you may be sorry, but then again you may not.
# Neutral Evil means you're never sorry, you see no need to be sorry, and you have a good laugh every time someone feels sorry around you."
'Derrick, Despard de'Thrai, and Kieron the Corrupt meet a large gold Dragon in the middle of the road, digging a large hole. Derrick approaches it.
"G'day. I'm Derrick the Drag..... uh, drain digger."
"
"# Lawful Good: "Two wrongs do not make a right!"
# Lawful Neutral: "Please define 'right' and 'wrong'..."
# Lawful Evil: "Wrong is right!"
# Chaotic Good: "Two wrongs *can* make a right - it depends on who you wrong!"
# Chaotic Neutral: "Right, wrong,...who cares, anyway?"
# Chaotic Evil: "DIE! All of you! DIE!""
Guest (Sato) (#40)
Deny everything even the fact that your dening everything
~Earl
When you look into the mirror and do not recognize the man starring back it is time to step back retrace your steps until you find out when you stopped being yourself
~Michael A. Stackpole I Jedi
Famous last words
Hold my beer and watch this ****
~redneck
Think i can make it?
~anon
Whats this button do?
~anon
Do worry its not poisonous
~Earl
Think I can do that too?
~Sato
Dont worry i turned off the stove.
~Earl
Sure the parachutes are packed right?
~Sato
Hold this and dont let it fall
~Earl
I do this all the time don't worry
~Sato
It's not that heavy
~Sato
one word "TIMBER"
~Earl
There can't be any electricity left in there
~Sato
Its not plugged in
~Earl
I saw this in a movie once
~Sato (probably mine too)
It's not what it looks like honey
~cheating wife (or husband)
It's not loaded
~Sato
don't worry I'm down with these guys (said while in the hood)
~Earl
AHHHH DONT LIGHT THAT!!!!
~Sato
Dark Legacy Last Words:
It's only an ant
~Suron
HELP
~all of us (you know you've done it)
Tell duna heal
(in reply) This character is not currently online
~Most of us (you know who you are)
Its not that high of a level
~Sarkin
But I dont wanna go to epics
~nimisis
Volcano... where?
~Sato
You sure it'll attack you?
~Sato to Nimisis
Help! please someone
Ghosttalk Nevermind res please
~Sato
Dont res me yet
~most of us
Anybody wanna see me explode go 1 s tsq
~Nimisis
I FORCE YOU NOW ATTEND TO ME!
~Nimisis
Any clerics on?
~Sato
Bet on me bet on me
~Most of us
Is the zoo hard?
~Sato @ lvl 14
Is unknown entity hard?
~Sato
The pheonix is only lvl 40-50
~Sato & epic lvl 50 Nimisis
Look I don't care he cant deal any damage to me i can't regen right back
~Anyone with high regen and a cocky attitude
Whats this question mark in HOW mean?
~Sato
Um where did my light go?
~Synthia
I'm a higher level level than him!
~Krilos
The mines are plenty safe!
~Sarkin lvl 2 in 750 foot old mines
I have 90 peirce and slash resist!
~Nimisis to Silvanos' alt
I think i cant handle him
~Sato first time against Mikan
Haha I disarmed the sparring knight
~Nimisis lvl 39
Don't worry txa cant kill me
~Nimisis to Torrim
Follow me I know which ones are aggresive
~Nimisis @ lvl 15 to lvl 13 Sato
If it can't see me it cant kill me
~Sato
Lemme see that cuirass
~Anon to a newbie (cuirass ench with fly over volcano)
If I cant kill him then you try
~Nimisis to Sato first time at Mikan
~Earl
When you look into the mirror and do not recognize the man starring back it is time to step back retrace your steps until you find out when you stopped being yourself
~Michael A. Stackpole I Jedi
Famous last words
Hold my beer and watch this ****
~redneck
Think i can make it?
~anon
Whats this button do?
~anon
Do worry its not poisonous
~Earl
Think I can do that too?
~Sato
Dont worry i turned off the stove.
~Earl
Sure the parachutes are packed right?
~Sato
Hold this and dont let it fall
~Earl
I do this all the time don't worry
~Sato
It's not that heavy
~Sato
one word "TIMBER"
~Earl
There can't be any electricity left in there
~Sato
Its not plugged in
~Earl
I saw this in a movie once
~Sato (probably mine too)
It's not what it looks like honey
~cheating wife (or husband)
It's not loaded
~Sato
don't worry I'm down with these guys (said while in the hood)
~Earl
AHHHH DONT LIGHT THAT!!!!
~Sato
Dark Legacy Last Words:
It's only an ant
~Suron
HELP
~all of us (you know you've done it)
Tell duna heal
(in reply) This character is not currently online
~Most of us (you know who you are)
Its not that high of a level
~Sarkin
But I dont wanna go to epics
~nimisis
Volcano... where?
~Sato
You sure it'll attack you?
~Sato to Nimisis
Help! please someone
Ghosttalk Nevermind res please
~Sato
Dont res me yet
~most of us
Anybody wanna see me explode go 1 s tsq
~Nimisis
I FORCE YOU NOW ATTEND TO ME!
~Nimisis
Any clerics on?
~Sato
Bet on me bet on me
~Most of us
Is the zoo hard?
~Sato @ lvl 14
Is unknown entity hard?
~Sato
The pheonix is only lvl 40-50
~Sato & epic lvl 50 Nimisis
Look I don't care he cant deal any damage to me i can't regen right back
~Anyone with high regen and a cocky attitude
Whats this question mark in HOW mean?
~Sato
Um where did my light go?
~Synthia
I'm a higher level level than him!
~Krilos
The mines are plenty safe!
~Sarkin lvl 2 in 750 foot old mines
I have 90 peirce and slash resist!
~Nimisis to Silvanos' alt
I think i cant handle him
~Sato first time against Mikan
Haha I disarmed the sparring knight
~Nimisis lvl 39
Don't worry txa cant kill me
~Nimisis to Torrim
Follow me I know which ones are aggresive
~Nimisis @ lvl 15 to lvl 13 Sato
If it can't see me it cant kill me
~Sato
Lemme see that cuirass
~Anon to a newbie (cuirass ench with fly over volcano)
If I cant kill him then you try
~Nimisis to Sato first time at Mikan
Nellwyn (#41)
"It amazes me how people are quick to make judgements about a person whom they hardly know. Or how entwined we become, when we lower ourselves to the level of that person in regards to their bad attitude and immaturity. I say if you find them a fool, leave them a fool. If you react in anger, you often make the best idotic speech of all; therefore, damaging your own reputation when in fact, that really isn't portraying the real you. If you confront a person who strives for power and thrives on manipulation, walk away with a smile upon your face, and leave them the fool. Many may call this arrogance, but it is because of their ignorance that they remain blind, for as they quickly judge others for their actions, they often forget to judge theirs [their own]. To be a leader, you must first learn how to follow. A bad reputation is the first to placed on a pedistal."
~ Willow Dro'han, Founder of Cargonia ~
~ Willow Dro'han, Founder of Cargonia ~
Nellwyn (#42)
"You call yourself honourable. What have you done that has been deemed honourable? Those who are quick to say they are honourable, are indeed not. Let others understand that of you. Your actions surely speak for themselves."
~ King Brutanious, First Born to Willow Dro'han ~
"Aye, so you are Sir Honourable? If others claim you are honourable, I proclaim to honour thee! Honour is earned, not a right born to you because of your class, race or affiliations with others who are honourable. Honour is recognized, not assumed. Understand the difference."
~ King Willow Dro'han, Founder of Cargonia ~
~ King Brutanious, First Born to Willow Dro'han ~
"Aye, so you are Sir Honourable? If others claim you are honourable, I proclaim to honour thee! Honour is earned, not a right born to you because of your class, race or affiliations with others who are honourable. Honour is recognized, not assumed. Understand the difference."
~ King Willow Dro'han, Founder of Cargonia ~
Anvar (#43)
Zenpin throws an alligator at you.
(actually managed to get him to do that once, forget how though.)
(actually managed to get him to do that once, forget how though.)
Dourht (#44)
Arguing on the internet is just like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded.
-unknown
-unknown
weems (#45)
you're*Dourht wrote:Arguing on the internet is just like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded.
-unknown
Dourht (#46)
oh thanks for the grammar correction.
Drakin (#47)
Murphy's Laws of Combat:
Whatever can go wrong will go wrong
If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined.
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
1. when you're ready for them.
2. when you're not ready for them.
Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
If you can't remember, then the claymore IS pointed at you.
The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush.
Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
If you build yourself a bunker that's tough for the enemy to get into quickly, then you won't be able to get out of it quickly either.
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver thanyourself.
If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
When you've secured the area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
Friendly fire isn't.
If the sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
The most dangerous thing in the world is a second lieutenant with a map and a compass.
There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds.
Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike.
Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Interchangeable parts aren't.
No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove ANYTHING.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp)
The one item you need is always in short supply.
The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.
The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they DON'T want.
To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Congressional Medal Of Honor.
A Purple Heart just goes to prove that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
Murphy was a grunt.
Whatever can go wrong will go wrong
If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined.
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
1. when you're ready for them.
2. when you're not ready for them.
Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
If you can't remember, then the claymore IS pointed at you.
The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush.
Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
If you build yourself a bunker that's tough for the enemy to get into quickly, then you won't be able to get out of it quickly either.
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver thanyourself.
If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
When you've secured the area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
Friendly fire isn't.
If the sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
The most dangerous thing in the world is a second lieutenant with a map and a compass.
There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds.
Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike.
Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Interchangeable parts aren't.
No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove ANYTHING.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp)
The one item you need is always in short supply.
The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.
The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they DON'T want.
To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Congressional Medal Of Honor.
A Purple Heart just goes to prove that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
Murphy was a grunt.
Chilliwack (#48)
WHOOOOOOOO MURPHY!
Gilgolad (#49)
Never stick your noggin out of cover in the same place twice in a row.
Proven paintball mistake, it was the way i got killed the first time i played.
Proven paintball mistake, it was the way i got killed the first time i played.
