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What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?

Started by Quintos on Sep 21, 2004 · 34 posts in thread

Quintos (#1)

#1
Post the craziest thing you'd do for a Klondike Bar! (Or other yummy delicious frozen snack*drool*)
Quintos Aelon, Progenitor of the Aelon line

Kazin (#2)

#2
craziest thing hmm.......

i spose i'd dance on a bed of molten lava with pokers in my ears whilst giving oral sex to an orangutan with dubious personal hygiene

crazy enough for ya?
Currently MIA...in America...of all places...

Quintos (#3)

#3
Not really, I always thought that was your usual Friday night.

Quintos (#4)

#4
Wow Komrot, thats the craziest thing most people would do for you too :P

Quintos (#5)

#5
Yeah, I was being generous.

Avestifal (#6)

#6
I would have intimate relations with Liv Tyler for a Klondike bar...
"I've fallen so far from grace that pain is second nature to me now." ---Avestifal

Kazin (#7)

#7
thats not my usual friday night goddamnit! thats my usual SATURDAY night but still, pretty darn crazy

and i'd have intimate relations with avestifal for a choc ice

Shira (#8)

#8
I would much prefer a bowl of chocolate cookie dough icecream than a Klondike Bar. :wink:
~ Shira Dar'synd, Mistress of Godforges (HAD, OOA) ~

Quintos (#9)

#9
Well then look at the last part of my message :P

Dourht (#10)

#10
Hmm i would QUIT DL.....
Dourht Heavyaxe

Laurana (#11)

#11
liar :P you're quitting dl for a whole other reason. not for a stinkin klondike bar :P

lingolas (#12)

#12
lick it. my germ, my food

Quintos (#13)

#13
*Wonders what Lingolas wants to lick*

Dourht (#14)

#14
Laurana wrote:
liar :P you're quitting dl for a whole other reason. not for a stinkin klondike bar :P
actually im not quitting DL anyone..We are getting dial-up....

Jorelani (#15)

#15
Can I do something crazy (and possibly obscene) with the Klondike bar?

Kiasyn (#16)

#16
jeez jorelani...
Kiasyn Kelle

ShanaArkai (#17)

#17
i would...... sell my soul to Kiasyn for a klondike bar. or if that wasnt possible i guess i would..... hold a 7-11 hostage with a half eaten butterfinger. or maby even trade a surp

Nibeian (#18)

#18
I dont like klondike bars :(

can i have a fudgesicle?
Nibeian, Wolfen Miscreant

Lhile (#19)

#19
WTF is a Klondike Bar? :P
Go for the Pyros, They keep the fire burning ;)
-Lhile MoonStrike

voska (#20)

#20
i would kill the person who started this thread :P

Roje (#21)

#21
lol well I don't eat those, but if I had to and liked klondike bars...I'd find Lucy Lawless, smooch her, then run for my dear life before her husband could kill me. Then, if I got to the klondike bar that I was promised, I'd hand it over to him and hope he likes them more than I do.
Roje.

I'm me. Deal with it.

voska (#22)

#22
u know whats better than a klondike bar? ben and jerry's mint chocolate cookie icecream ^.^ mmmMMMmmm makes me drool just thinkin bout it

Bon (#23)

#23
id to 1000 hours in jail for a klondike bar! OR ID JUST ROB THE STORE AND TAKEM!
dont tempt me cuz I WILL KILL YOU ALL

voska (#24)

#24
really, i think thats the easiest solution to this equation, just steal the store blind with an armload, then go around the streets askin ppl and watch them do stupid stuff. bet that would entertain u for bout 15-20 min :P

Bon (#25)

#25
good idead!

Gilgolad (#26)

#26
For a Klondike Bar? Simple:

Get in my Jeep
Drive 3 miles to the nearest Nice'n'Easy
Grab a bar from the freezer by the door
plunk down 2 bucks
enjoy
drive home
Gilgolad
Order Of Angels
<Order Of Heaven>

And the angels sang in immaculate chorus, and down from the heavens decended Chuck Norris!

JASHook (#27)

#27
I'd hang out with kia for a whole hour online.
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

Kiasyn (#28)

#28
who are you

phalanxyrian (#29)

#29
whats a klondike bar? But for a bag of salt popcorn i would look for irl friends and not obey the internet as a god for half a second then eat the popcorn and look if there is a ghosttalk irl and ask for a res.
Phalanxyrian Blackhand
(==Keeper of the blue flame==)

Eltain (#30)

#30
I hate klondike bars; nothing.
I have no Signature

~Eltain

Bon (#31)

#31
WELL TO BAD YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING fine fine what would you do so i dont shove a klondike bar down your throught! rawr

Bon (#32)

#32
wow im angry today

Samius (#33)

#33
Id pray to all mighty Jesus and he would give me the klondike bar. Cause Jesus saves men "Jesus saves". btw if nobody noticed Klon Dike
id do anything for a "KlonDike" bar *anything*
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. "
Mahatma Gandhi

Chilliwack (#34)

#34
what would i do for a klondike bar...

id level another triav.
when i get another one, someone gimme a klondike bar :O ive never actually had one
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