Some interesting quotes

Kiasyn · Post by **Kiasyn** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:11 am

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
- Emile Zola (1840-1902)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
- Bjarne Stroustrup

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
- Anais Nin (1903-1977)

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
- Walt Disney (1901-1966)

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Woody Allen (1935-)

and the last one

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Dunadan · Post by **Dunadan** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:47 am

"You can build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Kiasyn · Post by **Kiasyn** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:52 am

Kiasyn · Post by **Kiasyn** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:06 am

"Shall we speak of profit? You will see it fiftyfold, I guarantee it. Shall we tell of Kings? Look into the glass, you will find the measure of one. Shall we dream of empires? We need not dream. Only reach out, Sir. Reach out and close your fingers."

--Howard Korder, The Hollow Lands.

voska · Post by **voska** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:17 am

"I'm not mean, i just speak the truth"

Dourht · Post by **Dourht** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:07 am

Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to the Dark-Side
-Yoda

weems · Post by **weems** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:23 am

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

~Bill Hicks

Gilgolad · Post by **Gilgolad** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:01 am

There is always a solution. Always. Sometimes it takes a little longer, and sometimes it isn't pretty, but there is always a solution!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And try to find someone who's life has given him vodka, and have a party!

If at first you don't succeed, don't go skydiving.

If anyone ever figures out exactly how the universe works, it will immediatly implode upon itself and be replaced by something even more confuseing and incomprehendable.

Kiasyn · Post by **Kiasyn** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:52 pm

"Programmers dont die they just GOSUB with out RETURN"

Jorelani · Post by **Jorelani** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:38 pm

weems wrote:"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

~Bill Hicks

Can be heard on Tool - Third Eye. One of my favs.

Vogar Eol · Post by **Vogar Eol** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:57 am

If something doesn't kill you... it isn't trying hard enough.
~Vogar

A hero is a coward who has been cornered.
-- unknown

People tend to overestimate change in the short term and underestimate it in the long term.
â€” Robert X. Cringely (1997-06-12), apparently quoting â€œAmaras Lawâ€

Vogar Eol · Post by **Vogar Eol** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:06 am

if(strstr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, "MSIE 6.0")) {
echo "This page will not display properly in your browser; get a real one."
}
-- Skweetis (2001-06-12)

Vogar Eol · Post by **Vogar Eol** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:14 am

The sooner we finish the initial implementation, the sooner we can start fixing it.
-- Craig Bruce (2001-03-14)

Zeraphin · Post by **Zeraphin** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:39 pm

"There's 10 types of people: Those that understand binary and those that don't."

"Debugging is twice as hard as coding something in the first place. Therefore, if you program something as best you can, you are by definition not smart enough to debug it."

weems · Post by **weems** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:24 pm

Zeraphin wrote:"There's 10 types of people: Those that understand binary and those that don't."

One of my favorites.

Gilgolad · Post by **Gilgolad** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:56 pm

Go not to the Elves for advice, for they will say both No and Yes

"Go shovel the driveway, it builds charachter."
"Convineant every time i build charachter he saves a couple hundred bucks on a snowblower....." -Calvin and Hobs

My father never gave beatings, no, my father hit for distance. -Bill Cosby

Noah, how long can you tread water? -God

voska · Post by **voska** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:30 pm

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, as long as I were the dictator." - President George W. Bush

Deliomir · Post by **Deliomir** » Wed May 11, 2005 11:10 am

If I had a nickel for every time someone told me that my idea for melting down coins to make a giant robotic parrot was a bad idea, I would have one kicka$$ giant robotic parrot.

See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favour: go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes and all your cd's and burn 'em! Because you know one thing: the musicians who made all that great music, real ****' high on drugs!

also said in the intro of third eye, by tool

Gilgolad · Post by **Gilgolad** » Thu May 12, 2005 11:47 pm

If i were being smart with you, how would you know?

Intelligance is relative.

Does money grow on trees? Sorta....

Getting people to do what you want is merely a matter of telling them what they want to hear.

Good strategists seize opportunities,
Great stratagists create their own.

When you sink alot of ships, its real easy to find sunken treasure.

Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

Some solve problems by thinking and talking ......... others use rocks.

When speaking about ogres, one must first ask, "Is it the stomping kind or the munching kind?"

If all else fails, run like hell.

Vogar Eol · Post by **Vogar Eol** » Fri May 13, 2005 3:27 pm

"A handful of giants are worth a thousand orcs."

"Here`s the place where there`s orcs to crush, and so I`m stayin` to crush some orcs."

â€œPwent likes trolls, he says, because their pieces wiggle even after ye cut`em off!â€

Isabelle · Post by **Isabelle** » Fri May 13, 2005 11:08 pm

Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

screams ensue

Dunadan · Post by **Dunadan** » Sat May 14, 2005 3:06 am

Ahh, more Holy Grail Quotes!

ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!

FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!

GALAHAD: What a strange person.

ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--

FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

FRENCH GUARD: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

*clink* *moooooooooooooo*

Kiasyn · Post by **Kiasyn** » Tue May 24, 2005 12:47 am

"I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."

"Suicidal hotline... please hold"

"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!"

"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back"

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

weems · Post by **weems** » Tue May 24, 2005 1:08 am

Those quotes are stupid, kiasyn.

Kiasyn · Post by **Kiasyn** » Tue May 24, 2005 1:09 am

"everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE"

"They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?."

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!"

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell"

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."

"When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?"

"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"

"A person knows he has found his true love when they call that person and say: Honey, I just killed someone. And that persons response is: where do we hide the body?"

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