Random funny quotes

Deliomir · Post by **Deliomir** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:40 pm

Since the previous one is closed... I'll try and make another friendly one... But not just Zenpin things, post every funny thing you may remember or have saved. Here are some i remember.

Allerum oocs 'im floating im floating... are you floating cause i am!'
Kazin oocs 'pass it around whatever you're smoking'

(Standing at dunly, not a portal)
Lhyne pats 5000 gold coins on its back.
Lhyne sacrifices 5000 gold coins to Hor, god of Dishonesty.
You say 'that kinda sucks'
Lhyne says 'yup'

You say 'quote celeborn'
Zenpin makes her doll say '*dance* dont go wasting your emotion, lay all your love on meeEeEEeEeeEE. Dont go sharing your devotion, lay all your love on MeEeEEeeeEeeee. *jig*'.

Gilgolad · Post by **Gilgolad** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:32 pm

Zenpin makes her doll say:

And the Angels sang in heavenly chorus, and down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris!!!!

Chilliwack · Post by **Chilliwack** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:03 pm

Zenpin says 'I once heard Drauka say 'Knick-knack, Chilliwack, choke him with a bone...' '

Lhile · Post by **Lhile** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:26 am

Zenpin makes her doll say 'Dunny is so mean! Hmph! *pouts*'
Zenpin nods in agreement to her doll.

Chilliwack · Post by **Chilliwack** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:47 pm

Zenpin says <in pixie> 'I love my Celeborn Doll!emote hugs her doll tightly! awww.emote makes her doll say 'i need a medium size weapon so i can use spin'.say I love my Celeborn Doll!emote hugs her doll tightly! awww.emote makes her doll say 'where could i get that?'.emote frowns at her doll.emote makes her doll say 'i could but a citadel'.emote throws her doll in the air and catches it.say I once heard Wizoch say 'you there rasaq?'.emote makes her doll say 'I don't know what we can kill and not kill'.say I love my Celeborn Doll!emote hugs her doll tightly! awww.emote makes her doll say 'when i level we can go to another place'.'.

not so much funny as it is REALLY screwed up.

ShanaArkai · Post by **ShanaArkai** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:15 am

lets see... where to start...

Nimisis says 'Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.'
Nimisis says 'Don't drink and park - accidents cause people'
Nimisis says 'Confucious say: it takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it.'

and a few more ive told people in tells that are too rude to post, also...

You tell Silvanos 'what all would i have to do to become part of your council?'
Silvanos tells you 'give 100 ppl a blowjob and have them report to me that you did so'
Silvanos tells you 'irl..'
You tell Silvanos 'rofl'
You tell Silvanos 'how about 25?

'
Silvanos tells you 'sure'

happening one right after another(less than .1 seconds apart):
Gaitika thinks, 'Hmmmm.'
Gaitika is DEAD!!