Zenpin and Hyakuhei have moved into my citadel! O.O

[Nellwyn]

Forge and Anvil Room
Exits: north west.

(Locked Down) A metallic-black forge has been built here, to heat metallic items.
(Locked Down) A metallic-black huge beaten anvil stands proudly in the corner.
Iron ingot has been discarded here. (76)
Bronze ingot has been discarded here. (9838)
Hyakuhei, Celeborn's fey of Darkness, slyly flits about here.
Zenpin, Celeborn's fey of Light, flutters gracefully here.

Um....For three days now, these two little buggers have moved into my citadel and haven't left. Can I charge rent? jk =P Anyway, just wanted to report this. They are eating me out of my own home not to mention I have come home several times to find them partying - and believe me, txa and the executioner's brother are quite intimidating when you have to tell them to kindly leave

Anyway, it's a bug I am sure. =)

Hrm, or are you all spying on me? Naughty people.

[Dragrin]

and believe me, txa and the executioner's brother are quite intimidating when you have to tell them to kindly leave

They were in there for real? Rofl.

[Isabelle]

hrmm yes, i see the problem..

Forge and Anvil Room
Exits: north west.

(Locked Down) A metallic-black forge has been built here, to heat metallic items.
(Locked Down) A metallic-black huge beaten anvil stands proudly in the corner.
(secure) A large tea-table has been placed here, with 4 chairs.

Iron ingot has been discarded here. (76)
Bronze ingot has been discarded here. (9838)
Hyakuhei, Celeborn's fey of Darkness, slyly flits about under the tea table.
Zenpin, Celeborn's fey of Light, flutters gracefully here, sipping tea.
Executioners Brother sits here sipping tea.
Txachamitxchual sits here, glaring at Executioners Brother, sipping his tea.


It seems i caught them in the act... yes, this is where they disappear every afternoon. Couldnt figure it out, now we know, tea and crumpets.

[Cassia]

This particular message is rather funny. I have been absent of late and trying to catch up on the news and this one message caught my eye.

Funny! I think I would have moved out Nellwyn. Hope you enjoy your guests.

[Nellwyn]

LOL!

[Gilgolad]

(When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; then find someone whose life had given him Vodka, and have a party!- Ron White)

Suggestions on how to make the most of this:

1) Hire a bouncer
2) charge rent
3)invite more people and charge per crumpet
4)invite spaz, he's been following me for ages at a time now, need to get him out of my hair
5)install a pool and charge for swimsuits
6)create fashion line of said swimsuits
7)make big money off said fashion line
8)since they're in your forge room, lock 'em in there and install a chute to feed them ore through. keep them as your personal slaves
9)create a mine in your cit and throw one of 'em in there so you don't have to do the mining
10)sell portals full of the ingots to gerret, he's a sucker
11)sorry gerret, couldn't resist
12)feed them all and see how fat you can make them, run a reality show for weight loss (We know return to Zenpin and Hyukhi: The true story of their fling in Nellwyns mansion )
13)teach them self defense, and keep them as your personal body guards
14)teach them mortal combat, and hold gladdiator bouts

OK, that's all i got. My creativity is drained for the day.

[Nellwyn]

ROFL.

[malkier]

"Executioners Brother sits here sipping tea.
Txachamitxchual sits here, glaring at Executioners Brother, sipping his tea. "

ROFL!!! SIPPING HIS TEA?!?!

if they don't slay my elementals, let me kill them so i can get the archaic backplate and warp cloak and visions of order and benedictions

or, better still, you could kill them for me!!! ;D

btw, if you kill them, maybe they'll go away? or have you already tried that...

(and if they don't go away when you kill them, kill them lots, and sell their equipment for lots and lots of money $.$)

[Quintos]

*Looks at malkier...ponders for a moment...then walks away*

[Nellwyn]

First off, let's clear up a couple things here:

hrm. Nevermind. I am being amused immensely.

[Zenpin]

...*cries*

[Gilgolad]

First off, let's clear up a couple things here:

hrm.

This string's a sucker magnet anyways lol

[Nellwyn]

...*cries*

awwww *turns and then cackles*

[Gilgolad]

LOL!

That's Issy for ya. She chucked someone out yesterday, and warned quintos about messing around again.

DL is just one big soap opra sometimes.

[Nellwyn]

Well, consider yourself lucky. Isabelle moved into MY citadel, and she ruined my carpet, broke my vase, collapsed half the structure, looted the fridge, and robbed me blind.

On an unrelated note, anyone interested in buying a female dragon? She comes with the slay, purge, jail, ban, and reimburse tricks

edit: um...wrong forum acount...how did that happen? *scratches head*

Wow, Torrim - never knew you had a sense of a humor. Nice to see it show.

[Isabelle]

gilgo, i didnt chuck anyone out, i did warn several players about their actions, and that was about the extent of it.

Players don't get spoken to, unless someone has come to me complaining about their actions.

[Gilgolad]

Oh, i must have misuderstood, sorry Issabelle!!!

[Nellwyn]

So I take it that they aren't ever going to move out?

Tried attacking Hya but he bit me. =( And zenpin slapped me across the face as usual; yet what is amazing is when I tried to kill her...it said she was a pacifist. HAHAHAHA. I bet Zenpin is one of those people who has all this anger built up inside. One day she's going to explode and who knows what will happen then

[Lhile]

Well this topic was ammusing. I farsighted someone one day and it showed like 200 spaz in there cit at one time thanks for the amusement Nelly =P

[Arureal]

Problem: Zenpin and Hyakuhei have moved into my citadel! O.O

Solution: Sell citadel to unsuspecting new owner! O.O

But in truth Nellwyn, Catra loves it. She enjoys Zenpin’s company almost as much as I do. Catra is such a socialable little elf.

The only problem is not enough beds for sleepovers. The sleepovers have been getting wild lately, I think Txachamitxchual has been spiking the tea. So if anyone has an extra stuffed teddy bear or two lying around, she could use it. I wonder if the Executioners Brother would mind passing out on a teddy, oh well, better than the floor I guess.

[Vogar Eol]

I like to collect pixies. Have even started a small scrap book for some of the finer ones. Like to think of it as art.

[Gilgolad]

Wow, you draw that yourself, or find a site where they have crazy pics like that.

I assume Zenpin fears you huh?

[Nellwyn]

Problem: Zenpin and Hyakuhei have moved into my citadel! O.O

Solution: Sell citadel to unsuspecting new owner! O.O :

Arureal, I apologize - I have yet to determine if you are truly upset about this or if you are just joking.

Despite what you think - I sold the citadel out of boredom and wanting to remake it so to put it directly near my other citadel as a new space opened up. I assumed one that 1) Catra read forums 2)after giving her a tour - that she didn't mind. 3) that she knew.

I have no problems giving up my new cit in exchange for my old one if she is not happy with them being in the citadel. Or...I will give her 500,000g in addition to the 500,000 she paid for the cit with the return of my old citadel. That way it will give her money to make a new citadel if she wishes.


I sincerely apologize.

Nell

[Arureal]

Nellwyn, I was only joking, trying to stay in the humor of this thread. Also, if I had a grievance with a player, I would not air it in a public manner, I would go to them in private. To do otherwise would only invite trouble and more hard feelings. I am sorry for the misunderstanding.

[Nellwyn]

K, just checking