since this has turned into a rating of jokes well i just thought i might put some of mine in. if you dont like them to bad

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Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama is like a vacum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid
in the closet.
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
srry some of them might suck but heck who cares at least i tried thought about puting blond jokes in but *coughs* it might not apeal to some.

"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. "
Mahatma Gandhi