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go to google and type in "<your name> was killed " and hit search. Find the most rediculous one and post it here. Here's mine:

Alex was killed by Tess while she was trying to mind warp him

Earl is killed by divine providence

Kenny was killed repeatedly by the Grim Reaper.
Kenny was killed by Saddam Hussein.

Lisa was killed by the Church of Scientology.

you know, i HATE my name so much!

I found nothing with my real name (no I'm not gonna say it ), but with Chavez I found this one: "Chavez was killed last week by a roadside bomb"

Steven was killed by a young man high on drugs and drinking alcohol while driving.

thats not funny or weird

i think it is

Wesley was killed by a demon.

okay new one

"Steven was killed for his shoes"

DEMON!!!!!whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!good luck with that Dravo. o.0

Emperor Alexander was killed by a Jesuit assassin

Alexander was killed at Pinkie

Alexander was killed by radiation

Fr Alexander was killed by a blow of an ax to his head

Alexander was killed by a bomb while driving in his carriage.

Alexander was killed instantly by a fall of coal

Alexander was killed by his generals

Alexander was killed in 1286 when his horse fell over a cliff.

Alexander was killed under the stampede of women (on page 7, for real)

Alexander was killed by a falling rock.

Alexander was killed ten years later after he lay himself in front of the express train at Bentfield


I stopped after 10 pages, there were SO many funny ones for my name. Gotta love this

lol drauka, lol muchly

Steven was killed by the citizens of the state of Oklahoma

Steven was killed by a sniper's bullet

Steven was killed by The Shiite extremists, followers of The infamous cleric Moqtada al-Sadr

Charles Darwin Killed Terri Schiavo - Pros Apologian

Charles is my first name IRL.

Arureal
High Lord of Lowbies

lol a stampede of women?how interesting...

" ....from Texas Ruby was killed by death ... ..."

o.O

"Ruby was killed very easily with The right equipment. ..."

" Mulder speculated that Ruby was killed first. Even with decomposition and near mummification, her ... " o.o

Ray was killed because he threw a sugar packet and spit milk at another defendant
wow!!

MMMMMMMMMM.....sugar can be so fun!

->Lisa is a girl who has been told she is ugly, been dumped by boys whom she liked, and bullied by other girls.After a series of painful losses, she is said to have committed suicide.
(->Never seen a Lisa, never used a Lisa. Would like to own one, though. -found on a random message board ;p)
->Lisa was killed by a rocket.

THIS is the worst one, just considering :
Lisa was killed by her husband, because she was leaving him.


*********And after this one, I stopped because that's when it stopped being funny. This one had my full name in it:

"Lisa Davis killed herself. She had been found with a bag over her head and evidence of massive sedative ingestion nearby."

Forrest was killed in a terrorist bombing of Earth's embassy on Vulcan while saving the life of Ambassador Soval in "The Forge".



whoo, only one that was interesting

Gentleman" Chris killed as a result of being shot

thought this one was kinda funny :p

That doggie whimpered, moaned and whined it didn't want go Chris just lit another joint and turned up the radio Chris Killed your dog

Lt. Christopher Killed In Wreck

The assassination of Chris, the charismatic leader of the South African Communist Party

Chris, Killed by the driver of a Motor Vehicle

Chris is killed in yet another car accident

Staff Sergeant Chris M., killed in an explosion in Southern Iraq

Chris, is killed by Jason

Chris was killed in a traffic accident

Rebecca is killed because she defies the patriarchal order, the prohibition of infidelity