Need input for humorous in-game cardgame!

[Celeborn]

I'm working on a humorous cardgame called Twink, based on a popular game (you can read more about the game here http://www.worldofmunchkin.com/rules/munchkin_rules.pdf). The logic is in, I just need to create the actual cards.s

For it I need to create several cards:
monsters
monster/player boosters
possessions (armor/weapons/generic)
curses
classes
races
potions
unique (rule changing)
and several other types.

To create these I need to collect as many meme's, notable events, quirks, monsters, overused spells and skills, stereotypical styles of play and everything else that is typical and unique to DL, and to Twinks in general. The more humorous the better. Anything from DL's past is great too.

For example, Zenpin telling on a player, players stealing full portals from citadels, players spamming breath, chopping portals from trees, gloves suddenly going on head, the legendary keychain that is extremely rare, But also notable players.

Help me out and post your contributions in here!

[Pintac]

umm..when you're a lowbie..and your fly spell ends whilst flying up over lava :/
Chubbukoku's ultra strong elementals
Insane Caretaker of Death (Chloe)
The Wilderness suddenly bursting into flame :/
hmm...